This is a story for that is not for the light hearted.
I swam through the furies of PUAness and this is where it brought me.
But you have got to take it where it leads you.

So this all took place over a period of some weeks. An adventure worth writing about nonetheless. It could be called Houston’s second skin… but the humidity there is really the second skin, but whatever…

So a few weeks back I was with my student and it was his first real night out gaming. It was getting late in the night and from set number one with him, he was doing super well.
I was impressed and at the end of the night he opened up a two set. He was in good with one of them and the other was getting leveraged away two other obstacles.

This is where it is one of those things that you actually kind of think in the back of your head, ‘do I go in and blow the guys out and wing or do I call it a night’.
I mean we had a really good night.
And you never know, the set could go good or it could go bad. If it went good I knew if it went well, we would have to pull em. It was something like 1:30am so I decided to go for it.

So I went in to wing. The guys played tug o war for a bit, but I have I have been there many times before. Wedge my way in acknowledge the guy, and before they can reply I back turn em slightly and move the girl away from them. After she has her back to them for about 30 seconds out of the corner of my eye I see them give that look like WTF and stroll over to watch me make their set work.
At one time I felt bad about this, but it has happened to me so many times before I learned this stuff, what can I say.
I remember one of my first pulls I actually stole from a guy and I was about to abandon the set, but Captain Jack happened to be there and told me to make it happen.
In a brief moment he told me, “You can be a guy that pulls and goes for the lay, or you can be the guy that opens and writes about not getting laid”.

So from then on I went for the lay.
And from then on I was never the guy that sat back and watched while another guy stole my girl. And never feeling that is worth it.

So I was working the set with the student who has heavy attraction, and my girl opens up instantly. She is from Hawaii too, so the rapport flows in easy. But with it this late, it has nothing to do with rapport, but quick framing and logistics.

Looking back, we probably could have gone quicker, and pulled to their place for an SNL, but instead we bounce to eat.
My girl starts working logistic with her friend. But my student doesn’t want to continue. He would rather call it a night, because tomorrow is going to be a long day.
The funny thing is that the girls were pretty religious and both teachers. This generally is a good mix. I am not sure why, but a long time ago, my old roommate, who was much older than I, told me teacher and fight attendants were the most promiscuous of all women. Not sure if it is true, but the stereotype hasn’t been proven wrong by me.

So we all kiss goodbye and call it a night.
My girl then gets the text

“What’s up sexy”
With the ‘drunk and lonely’ text. This is broken down in many of CJ’s LRs, but also it is broken down in Part 3 of my text message post.
She texts me back saying, “Yes????”
Me- “So are you in your bed yet”
Her-“Maybe, where are you”
Me-“Getting there…where are YOU?”
Her- “Home. It was night meeting you, what are you doing tomorrow?”
Me-“So you are in bed! What are you wearing…hahahhaha ☺!”
Her- “And wouldn’t you like to know? Jezz, you don’t quite!”
Me- “It was a joke, but now you are making me think dirty thoughts, and those don’t quit ;)”
Her- “Well tonight I am pampering myself, and you’re doing what? Goodnight ☺”

Man, those texts suck! But at least I got her going, That way I can always get it back.

The next morning I work with the students but don’t have time to meet up later that night with her, but there are more women out there, so I figure I will see how it pans out later.

In the meantime, I pretty much forget about her.
The thing is that she is Asian, and she is a pervert and so she doesn’t go out of my mind very far.
Later on that week she texts me.
She gets my email and emails me and initiates some times to meet up.
This is again where tight game and a quick close is better than getting yourself into a series of day2s and day 3s.

Now I am not opposed to dating, but if you’re just trying to get laid then they can get annoying.
But at least this girl has some allure to her.

She texts me pretty aggressively and again she is Asian and a Pervert. This counts as investment for me.

So by now we are about two weeks into it. A series of texts and a series of emails The emails take a completely different voice than the texts. Texts go for the sexual and revolve around more of a playful mentality and the emails are voiced much more around normal conversation with a little poetic DHVs.
This sort method makes sense to me.

You got to think about the rhythms of game, even while in set. One of the most effective ways to make your frames stick is to, use sexual frames mixed with DHVs that ground you in the most human way. What I saw CJ doing was he would frame sexually then tell a heart melter, conveying a feeling of a sexual urge then turning it into a very comfortable feeling toward him by telling a passive DHV about his life that carried a heart warming story. This sort of emotional rhythm is what inspired many conversations with Shaft and I, which then carried over how I worked theREDstack.

Anyway the main thing is that if you are maintaining communication with someone, this model holds true to work multiple aspects to someone’s emotions.
It is a delicate balance, but practice makes perfect.

So I head back down to Houston.
And really I am not sure if this girl is going to bite or not. That is the thing with too much texting defining the interaction, it makes things all hard to calibrate at first. You may have been very aggressive in your texts but you can’t go aggressive as soon as you meet her right away.

In any case, we meet.
We eat dinner, and she then opens the door a little bit. Normally you can bait for this shit but she starts talking about, how ‘dirty’ I am and how she didn’t think I would be that aggressive over my messages. So good, it sounds on.

I like this girl she handles all the things I am supposed to do, like logistics.

So after we are done eating, she says she wants to keep drink, and we go pick up beer. She has also rented a Movie, one that I know of and I am impressed, Lady Vengeance. It is a Korean Movie and I haven’t seen it, but it is pretty messed up… good twisted director.
What am I walking into?

I am always taken a back a little when I don’t have the act of hunting involved. It makes it too easy and kind of harder to game…mainly because at this point I am not gaming I am running out the clock.

So why wait around. We have gotten the beer and we are parked in a gas station next to some adult shop.
I go over the seat and start making out. I tell her, come on we have a movie to watch, and head to her place.

The funny thing is that she then starts this conversation that is very much something that I would bring up to sexually frame someone.
She starts telling me about how, she is really open minded and her upbringing taught her something totally different about things like sex.
How she is more turned on than most women (this is a cold read you can do, all women say this)
And then she carries on about how she doesn’t want a BF, because she can’t commit to anyone right now. And I am thinking

that she took an SNL course or something.
In any case this is another part of a sexual cold read too, because she went on to explain that even though she can be sexually free, she never cheats when she is with someone.
So the cold read would be something like,
‘You can be really sexually free, but when you are with someone, you are super loyal, like you never cheat.’
You might want to add something at the end to maintain the frame of sexually free, like
‘but you really know how to feel something with someone and just jump when you have to’

So right now I am thinking, I need to start building up some tension here or else there is no more fun.
So I go with my standard narrative stuff of,
‘What are you doing to me?’
‘Why are you talking like that, you know what you’re doing to me?’
While touching my dick.

But like the typical Diva type that fits her “I am pampering myself” persona…she baits me back saying, ‘ohhh, I don’t know, what am I doing to you?’
While pulling back…

I hate women that do that shit back, actually I guess I really hate it when they just don’t get into that sexual frenzy type state!

So at that point I have just got to start taking this chick.
And I do.

I mount on top of her and grab her hair. I get more aggressive and tell her to stop playing games and put her hand on my cock.
We go to her bedroom and she says, she wants to take a shower first.

This girl likes to be chased…

So she goes in the shower and so I follow her.
I want that pussy, and I want that tight pussy.

I take her in the shower and put my hand on her pussy… it is pretty fat.
And those of you who know me I like my anatomy.
In a past life maybe I was a scientist or something, but like the late great Peter Sellars, ‘I like to watch!’

So I bend her over and look to see this Pink Chalice I have been waiting for
and this thing is not pretty.
No it is not one of those nice and neat Vaginas, it isn’t one that has tight lips and maybe some meat hanging out, it has one of the oddest shapes that I have seen. And not a shape that is at all something that makes me want to stick my dick in…but who can hold back now?

But the best way to describe this thing is to imagine two big dog tongues that are slapped against one another and their drooling mouth is venting out hot air.
Now it didn’t smell bad, but seriously WTF?
This thing was a Beast of a Pussy!
And it drooled like a beast too.

****Actually a side note here****
I remember watching this porn once and the girl in it was from Brazil.
I know girls that get wet, like dripping wet…
But this girl was not only so wet she was dripping all over the place, but she also had this bulldog looking pussy. It reminded me of this dog’s mouth getting rammed while slobbering all over the place.

The funny thing is here I am looking at this thing, wondering if this was another one of god’s little jokes, and at the same time she is getting all riled up sexually.
She is saying things like,
‘Come on and fuck me baby’
‘Give it to me’
And I am thinking to myself, ‘really, give it to you, it might get eaten and I won’t get it back’
Usually these things she was saying would be great, and I am one who likes to talk dirty, but right now that seems like such a monotone thing to do.

But regardless I go for it.
And I will say that the hole itself was good, but jamming your cock in between two dead dog tongues is not really something to get you going.
If it weren’t for the dirty talk, I am not sure it I would have been able to go through with it.

It is one of those things where you just get it in there, look at her face and imagine there in something else down there.
The True Zen Warrior! Mind over matter…

It was one of those experiences where you walkout of an say, you know what maybe I should have taken a pass on that one…but then again
How often are you gonna see one of those again, I am glad I fucked it.
But fuck man, whoever is that lucky guy that gets to see that ‘committed’ side of her, I will loan him my belt sander.