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LR the Kung Fu penis strikes again!

I can still smell this pussy on my dick,It is like sweet war prize.All crusted up like an old scratch and sniff sticker, but better because it actually contains DNA, and it is on my dick. It always makes me wonder before I lay a girl, ‘how the hell am I going to lay...

The Harem Theory

This is interesting…Really,I wonder. Dahunter and I just ate massive food, and I am sitting on a chair in his unlit living room, as 8 other dudes sleep soundly on the floor. What an opportunity! I am ecstatic.And of course I check my email, which only still gets it’s...

Scottsdale

My brain is numb.El Topo has had a night of complete mayhem. Last night Sinn, Captain Jack and I were out in Tempe, Az. Because of a mix up of Sinn’s use of Spanish language, we got to the bar late.And upon setting foot outside of the cab god’s fury came...

Funny things El Topo has been told this week…

-you’re the most fucked up person I know.-(using her fingers) you’re crazy…and you’re crazy-you’re not crazy, just different-you’re the most fucked up person I know.-what is wrong with you?-Fuck off!-Kissing you is even better since...

theMentor Program

theMentor Program- This is quite possibly the best thing aside from Live In person Training.the Mentor Program is a series of 4 Phone sessions that take place over a month.It is like having me as your Personal Coach meeting with me on the phone weekly and working over...

Road Rash, sell out to the lifestyle

So gentlemen, what can I say, truly an adventurous few days.I have been out with Printer working him on some advanced attraction.I have 2 LRs to post, and have some awesome shit lined up. Phoenix/Scottsdale is on the horizon for me, and a few days with Sinn and...